Humor
One out of every four people in this country is mentally unbalanced.
Think of your three closest friends. If they seem okay, then you
must be the one.
On the way up here on the airplane, the guy next to me said "One
of our deodorants isn't working," I told him it must
be his because I wasn't wearing any.
Communication is very important. A man's house was on
fire so he called the fire department.
The fire department asked,
"How do we get there?"
The man replied, "Don’t
you still have your big red truck?"
You got to be tuff if you are going to be stupid.
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